with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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