I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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