trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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