We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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