She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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