Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
This baby is an asshole
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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