Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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