You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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