small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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