how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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