Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
So many bounce houses so little time
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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