There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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