I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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