you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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