Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
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He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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