Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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