my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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