she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize