yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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