She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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