you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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