I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Randomize
