Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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