David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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