do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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