i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
4 words: hood of his car
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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