I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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