oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
