i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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