Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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