i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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