Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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