I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Randomize
