Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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