Ambien. No doubt about it.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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