One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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