at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
The feeling are messing with the penis
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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