we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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