8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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