Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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