Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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