Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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