I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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