I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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