This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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