You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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