his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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