Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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