i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Found your dick twin last night
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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