She announced her abortion via fbk
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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