Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Drunk is not a location!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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