his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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