I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
What a dumb baby whore.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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