i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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