In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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