Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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