Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i drank out of a bidet.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize
