Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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