Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
